Are you looking for some excitement in your life? Well here I am. You need go no further. You are reading the ad that’s going to change your life.
Some say I’m weird, some say I’m eccentric. Me, I say I’m the only normal one around. I believe in being myself. I don’t act like others to fit in. I embrace my weirdness and so should you. So, let’s touch weirds and freak everyone out.
I guess now you would like to know something about me. Well, I’m awesome! I love to read, work out, do artwork. Anything that keeps me moving (you may be wondering how I keep moving while reading, well, it happens). I’m 6 ft, 230 lbs, covered in tattoos (see awesome). The picture with this is old (pre-corona). I’m more toned and the chin hair is a lot shorter (didn’t go well with the mask). I loved to travel, been all over the U.S. I love animals. I currently have a spider living in the corner, can’t bring myself to harm it, still haven’t figured out if it’s a friend or foe. Neither one of us has made a move yet. Afraid if I got too close it might jump on me (this is not the proper place for the high-pitched squeal that may erupt).
So write before the spider gets me!
Dennis Rogers Jr. #R41290
5835 State Route 154
Pinckneyville, IL 62274
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