The handshake is dead.
Damn, the fist-bump is too.
But it doesn't really matter,
Since I'm still socially distant from you...
Unless there's a bubble, then it's okay.
Yeah, sometimes I'm two ears and one can of corny. Blame the 'Rona for that. Corniness aside, Covid has definitely altered how we sit and laugh together when trying to get to know one another, but I'm willing to go the extra mile if you are.
Email me on JPay or let's talk on the phone and see that we never have a single moment of awkward silence.
Thomas Stone #1515814
Augusta Correctional Center
1821 Estaline Valley Road
Craigsville, VA 24430