Do you believe in kissing frogs?
Well this frog could turn into Prince Charming. A knight in shining armor. For my damsel I will go to the ends of the earth! I would go through terrible trials on her behalf, undertake dangerous pilgrimages in her name, suffer awful tortures to prove myself. I would also write poems and sing beautiful songs to her. No obstacle is too great to hold me back, no foe too strong! I would even slay a dragon! Well… Not a big one mind you, but a small one, like maybe the size of a cat? Stand back milady and I will vanquish the vile beast! Just make sure that when you retell the tale you emphasize how brave and courageous, I was! Adding a couple inches to the monster won’t hut either! Haha.
If you’re ready for something different, a man who can pledge his loyalty to you with complete devotion rivaling the greatest knight, then I’m at your service!
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Joshua Jones #353427
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191 Constantine Way
Aberdeen, WA 98520
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