ATTENTION! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!! All Eastern European, all Oriental, all Latin/Hispanic or any quality woman who desires to obtain a visa and United States citizenship by way of love and marriage to a United States citizen, take immediate notice of my personal description of myself and response now and I will contact all who reply immediately – preferably via e-mail. I have a law firm that specializes with immigration law and will facilitate all necessary procedures for the process of obtaining your visa and US citizenship, post haste. Allow me to humbly introduce myself as Craig L. Jacobsen, son of Audrey Lee O’connel of New Castle, New Hampshire and Craig Jacobsen, SR of RHE Beach, N.J. I was advised that what I am disclosing is unorthodox for a pen pal site and will alienate most. Readers who might potentially respond – let’s prove them wrong! I was born on October 23, 1970, in the United States within the state of New Hampshire, city of Portsmouth. My astrological sign is a Libra. I am a Caucasian male of Norwegian European descent. My height is 5 feet 11 inches or 182cm, with short light brown hair and an extremely fair complexion (blemish free) with large light brown eyes (vision 20/10). I weigh 170 pounds or 80 kilos. I have normal features that are anatomically well proportioned. 38” waist; 30” length leg; 18 ½“ neck; 32” length arms, XXL shirt; 11 EEE foot. I was born with an intelligence I/Q scaled at 128 (1981) as well as a high emotional I/Q (2016) I am absent of genetic abnormalities or defects to include mental and personality disorders (some contend otherwise). Additionally, I have never been exposed to a sexually transmitted disease or contagious pathogen, such as tuberculosis or hepatitis. I have no tattoos or body piercings. I practice good dental and oral hygiene. I exercise (2-3 hours) daily for an extended healthy life expectancy. Equally important, I have never experimented with an illicit substance or recreational drug to include tobacco products. I have on occasion consumed small amounts of alcohol (wine) and caffeine (coffee / tea). Additionally, I desire to communicate and develop an intense and passionate relationship with you. Please, challenge me mentally, physically, and spiritually to establish a strong relationship. Furthermore, I have an engaged personality with a strong sense of humor, but without the elements of vulgarity or crassness – I quote from American female comedian Sarah Silverman frequently and this will furthermore be demonstrated tacitly and rhetorically, of course!! Accordingly, when our genetics are easily expressed together, our progeny will be incredible!! Equally important, I consider myself a deviant during the process of creation and any coitus that is not considered within the same socially acceptable boundaries is emphatically accepted by me! Hard!!! To grasp!!! – My aberrant concept of humor is sexually motivated and henceforth applied!!! Next, my employment history includes the technology sector where I was subcontracted to Varian, Cypress Semi-Conductor, United Technologies and multiple national labs (Livermore, Brookhaven, Oakridge). I briefly studied the restricted arcane science of magnetics (hint – it is no longer theory – dimensional science – the ability to bend /travel space/parallels magnetic containment fields/ photonics.) My hero was the former Canadian physicist Dr. Cameron, PhD of Montreal Quebec, Canda. Also, I owned four commercial stores named ‘Spycraft’ located in three western states (California – San Francisco, Beach Street; Nevada – Las Vegas, Maryland Parkway; Arizona – Mesa, Southern; Phoenix, Camelback Road) by the age of 25. The store concept and merchandise theme was generally spy equipment (surveillance, countersurveillance, new military surplus, self-protection) that encompassed a wide array of products to domestic and foreign governments, corporations, and the whole crazy spectrum of the general public. The industry is tightly regulated by Customs, State Department, and United Nations. Also, I have traveled (commercially) extensively worldwide and I have explored all but one of fifty states that comprise this great nation. Indeed, I know how to create wealth competently and legally without gimmicks while having the wanted socioeconomic status in my upscale community – it is hard work that I enjoy!!! I will be damned if I do not achieve the apexes of my multiple realistic personal goals. In fact, I am an eager person who is self-deprecating and I am desperate for the right person – maybe you? Furthermore, I want to challenge you physically and exchange emotional, spiritual, and mental support. I have been divorced once and do not want a repeated go around. Truly, I have learned quickly from the consequences of my poor judgment within the legal and criminal arena. In addition, I do not have a learning disability (emphasized). Further, I hope that you have developed psychological strategies that allow awareness and acceptance of a person, such as myself, who has the stigma of a felony conviction(s) and all that it entails. For instance, are you that woman close to age 30 or more? I would enjoy engaging in further social intercourse (psychiatric term otherwise implied). I know behind a successful man is a successful woman who supports, coaches, and can tango with her man - are you that woman for me? Moreover, I have graduated with multiple certificates that I had been taught on how to reconstruct my criminal mind and now I have learned valuable ethics, morals, and social skills that have made me aware of the social dynamics involved and how to apply these values and maintain myself within socially acceptable norms. Further, I have developed an abhorrence to my criminal thinking patterns and the utter destruction, chaos, and pain I brought to my victims, my family, and society. The stark reality is actions speak louder than words. I have o grown up and I understand the big picture of what is expected in life within society. I emphasize to myself the great deterrent for me not to reoffend is that if I “break the law” I will return to prison for life!!! Accordingly, all Caucasian, Asian, Hispanic / Latin or any and all ethnic groups and races of women or an individual (men included) who believe they can influence the direction of my future please, contact me without hesitation at www.securustech.net or www.correctionss.az.gov. You can also contact me at: craig.jacobsen.5@outlook.com. Most important, I am motivated to alter the status quo of my life with your potential friendship (men / women) and / or companionship (woman). I desire a meaningful relationship with someone who can hopefully identify with my priorities, realistic goals, and high values of my moral compass that guide me!!! Extracurricular Activities – Hobbies – Interests: Vehicles: Porsche 911, BMW Hobbies: Flying a private plane, Sailing (Freedom 40’, Cessna 410, Sailboats, planes) Music Genres: New Age (Enigma) Pop (Madonna, No Doubt) Rock (Billy Joel, U2, Coldplay, Pink Floyd) Hard Rock (Metallica, Guns N’ Roses, Ozzy Osbourne) Classic (Most Russian Composers) Jazz (Neil Diamond) Country (Dixie Chicks) Instrumentals (Yanni) Religious (Gregorian Chants) Techno (BT/Jess) Progressive (Pussy Riot) Movie Soundtracks (Sound of Music, My Fair Lady, Forest Gump, Titanic) Orchestras (Boston Pops Orchestra, Moscow Symphony) Soul (Toni Braxton) Eric Clapton Sir Elton-John Pussy Riot ‘Russian Group’ Movies: Avatar, Indiana Jones Foods: All vegetables, poultry, seafood (kosher), all fruits, berries, nuts, all grains, cheeses from all over the universe! Wines: All wines from Napa Valley, California. Favorite Authors: Chekhov, Dostoevsky, Pasternak, Tolstoy, Solzhenitsyn, Victor Hugo, Alex Halley (Roots), John Steinbeck, James Michner. Sports: Ice Skating (Figure), Skating, Archery, Fencing, Swimming, Scuba, Sailing, Cross Country Skiing, Skeat Media: Saturday Night Live (NBC), CNN News, Meet the Press, Frontline, Newsprint (Wall Street Journal, Washington Post, The Economist, Foreign Affairs, The Hoover Institute, The Rand Institute) Luxuries: Jewelry (Tiffany ‘Aqua Box’, Harry Winston’s ‘Gold Box’), Soap (Caswell-Massey, Clinique, Cologne (Hugo Boss), Footwear (Bostonian Cordovan, Wolverine Boots, Nike Sneakers), Tailoring (Brooks Brothers, Saks Fifth Avenue, L.L. Bean, Banana Republic, The Gap, Nordstrom, Neiman Marcus, Costco, Sam’s Club, Walmart, Target), Watch (Rolex Submariner), Fabrics (Polished Egyptian Cotton, Merino Wool), Bicycle (12-Speed Panasonic), Musical Instrument (Steinway Piano), Tools (Craftsman Claw Hammer, Homelite Chainsaw), Chocolate (Cadbury, Hershey, See’s, Ghiradelli), Ice Cream (Mint Chocolate Chip), Commercials (President Zelensky and Former Rep. George Santos) Favorite colors: all pastels – blue/green Favorite zoo: San Diego Favorite rivers explored: Congo and Amazon Favorite museums: Smithsonian, New York Metropolitan Favorite animal(s): panda, lions mating Favorite painting: Vermeer, Lady and a Jar Favorite poet(s): Dante, Longfellow Frost Favorite philosopher: Marcus Aurelius Favorite foreign country: Russia Favorite hotel chain: Ritz Carlton, Fairmont, Four Seasons Former areas of residency: Los Gatos, Woodside, Palo Alto, California; Long Boat Key, Florida; Sag Harbor, New York; York, Maine, Campobello Island, New Brunswick, Canada Address on U.S. passport: 6533 Bayou Hammock Road, Longboat Key, Florida 34228 Driver’s license: California, Florida, Maine, Virginia (1990 state ID) Health insurance: Kaiser (California)
Craig Jacobsen #353588 ASPC-E Browning RMHP PO Box 3500 Florence, AZ 85132
Listed: 11/24/23Exp.: 01/14/26
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